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Happy Valentine’s Day Part Two

February 14, 2012
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When I inquired as to what time I could expect the flower delivery at my office today, my husband tried to pull the old I- don’t-buy-into-the-commercialism-of-Valentine’s-Day-crap and aren’t-you-a-feminist-who-doesn’t-believe-in-that-Valentine’s-Day-crap?

“Lame,” I said. “You’re just too lame to make an effort. Is it too much to ask that you show me that you love me?”
 

“But I love you every day, not just on Valentine’s Day.”
 

“Great. Then send me flowers every day.”
 

We should stick to celebrating in October.

 

Happy Valentine’s Day

October 28, 2009
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Love(We decided to lighten things up today. So for your reading pleasure, a love story.)

 I’m lying in bed with my husband and he starts talking about how he could really go for a great filet. “Is there anything coming up,” he asks, “where I could ask my Mom to babysit and we could go out for a steak dinner?”

“Think,” I say, “Think.”

“What?”

“We could go on a date.”

“Oh, I know that,” he says. “But I’d rather kill two birds with one stone. I know. We can go out for Valentine’s Day. Early.”

It’s October.

“It’s so hard to get a reservation on Valentine’s Day,” he reasons. “This way we wouldn’t have a problem and we wouldn’t have to fight the crowds.”

Silence.

“Isn’t there a Smith & Wollensky’s nearby?”

Shut up.

 

 

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