Here’s the Hello Ladies guide to this summer’s most anticipated movies. From the previews, it is unlikely that many of them will pass the simple Bechdel Test. The Bechdel test has just three criteria. Does the movie:
Have at least two women in it
Who talk to each other
About something besides a man?
“Hot Tub Time Machine” is about four guys who party in a hot tub then wake up in 1986. Even though it stars my teenage crush John Cusack, I think I’ll pass.
“Grown Ups” starring Adam Sandler is about five guys who bring their families together one summer. The movie’s tagline is “Boys will be boys… some longer than others.” Enough said.
“Jonah Hex” stars Josh Brolin as a badly scarred bounty hunter chasing a terrorist and Megan Fox as a prostitute with a gun. Riveting.
“The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” might pass the test even though its another installment in the story of Edward stalking Bella. I’ll take Buffy any day.
“Knight and Day” stars Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz as a fugitive couple doing lots of stunts. It was filmed in Boston and for that reason alone I might go see it.
“The Last Airbender” M. Night Shyamalan, avatars, action, adventure – if anyone else can make any more sense of it let me know.
“Despicable Me” is an animated 3D film about the evil Gru (voice of Steve Carell) who is planning to steal the moon until he meets three orphan girls who have different plans for him. This one has potential.
“Salt” Angeline Jolie looks hot in pencil skirts playing a CIA agent who jumps on moving cars and trains.
What gives Hollywood? Is it too much to ask for a movie starring women that I can relate to? You know, something that speaks to the issues I care about: the plight of women across the globe, career, fashion, parenting. Oh wait. You tried that. And it sucked.
Update: Toy Story 3 is a great movie. Check it out.
When I mention to people that I write for a feminist blog, they sometimes get uncomfortable. The “F” word can really make people squirm. Personally, I think the other phrase that begins with “f” is much more disconcerting. I’m talking about “female empowerment.” Search for the phrase on Google. Mixed in with articles about teaching girls in third world countries to support themselves financially, you’ll find stories about “Sex and the City 2“, pole dancing, stripping, red lipstick, high heels, Spanx and vajazzling. Yes, I said vajazzling.
Vajazzling, for those of you who remain blissfully ignorant, is the art of bedazzling your vajayjay. And guess what? It is supposedly empowering. That’s right, according to some people, calling your vagina a made-up word and decorating it with crystals somehow sends a message to the world that you are woman, hear you roar. I haven’t quite figured out how. Go ahead and own your sexuality. Adorn your body. That’s all great. But don’t tell me that anything involving your “precious lady” and a $100 cash outlay is empowering. Fashion items and beauty habits that take up our precious time and hard-earned money aren’t acts of empowerment. They are simply fashion and beauty. And even that’s questionable.
Also in the “not” empowering category are Spanx, despite what psychotherapist, author, speaker Jane Shure wrote on the Huffington Post when the undergarment company rolled out a male version, “Men now get to experience some of the worst that our modern-day culture has to offer us in the way of self-empowerment. They, too, will get sucked into believing that they’ll feel more attractive and hold greater confidence when wearing this apparel.” That’s right, Spanx do suck you in – to your skinny jeans, not into the world of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
“Female empowerment” has been co-opted by marketers trying to hawk cosmetics, pushup bras and 4 inch heels and by those who profit from scantily clad women dancing on bars. But you know what this female finds empowering? Earning a living, getting a fair wage for my work, supporting women-friendly candidates, and mentoring other women. And, if I can do all of that Spanx-free, then more power to me.
There’s a lot going on in the world of chick flicks. It is opening weekend for “Sex and the City 2” and I am looking forward to seeing it even though I found the first movie to be a disappointment. Even with a sub par story line, I love those ladies — their clothes, their glamour, their friendship and their shoes. Oh, their shoes.
And Lionsgate has released the DVD/Blu-ray version of “Dirty Dancing” Limited Keepsake Edition. So many of my Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte-loving friends have equally strong feelings for Baby, the heroine of that 80s classic. With all due respect to writer and co-producer Eleanor Bergstein, and she’s due plenty of respect, I didn’t connect with Baby in that way. Maybe I was just too much of an Irish Catholic, blue collar, Cape Cod cottage kind of girl to relate to a gutsy, privileged Jewish girl who spends her summers at a resort. But with age comes wisdom, perspective and the opportunity to speak directly with Ms. Bergstein about her hit film, which, by the way, is also a long-running stage production.
Bergstein says so many people want to know if the movie is the story of her seventeenth summer. But it is so much more than that. Sure it’s about dancing. “I have always been crazy about dancing and 60s music.” But for Bergstein, the movie is about, “The last summer of liberalism; the summer everything changed. It is a feminist movie,” she says. “It is about integrity and politics and the class structure.”
The story takes place in 1963, the year Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his “I Have a Dream Speech” and ten years before Roe V. Wade prohibited many state and federal restrictions on abortion. “I was concerned that Roe V. Wade was going to be overturned,” says Bergstein and so she wrote a back alley abortion into her plot. Bergstein’s fears were not unfounded. Congress passed the Hyde amendment in 1976 banning Medicaid funding for abortion unless a woman’s life was threatened by her pregnancy. Then in 1980 the Supreme Court upheld the Hyde Amendment in Harris v. McRae thereby helping to erode a woman’s right and access to full reproductive health services.
I may not have clicked with Baby, but I certainly clicked with Bergstein. She recalls that at first the studio execs barely noticed the abortion storyline. They just wanted her to make the dancing scenes sexier. “They thought (the movie) was a terrible piece of junk that was going right to video,” she says. But then the film got attention from a potential sponsor- an acne cream. Sponsorship would have meant a picture of the cream on the movie’s posters. “Please don’t do it,” Bergstein begged the studio. But in the end, it was the sponsor who pulled out because of the illegal abortion and Bergstein held her ground against a studio pressuring her for a major rewrite. “It was part of the story, making it impossible to remove,” she says
Bergstein finds it “very troubling” that so few movies address abortion in the same way “Dirty Dancing” did. More recent films like “Juno” and “Knocked Up” have their characters give birth and then resume or start a normal, happy life. Even SATC’s baby-averse Miranda ends up living the New York fairy tale as a mom in Brooklyn with her prince Steve after her unplanned pregnancy. Hooray for these middle class heroines with the means to make choices. But life isn’t that easy for all women. And for many, a lack of access to the full spectrum of reproductive services, can be downright dangerous.
Reproductive rights are under attack here in the United States where nearly one-third of American women have an abortion by the age of 45. Groups like NARAL and Planned Parenthood are doing what they can to protect these rights but they are challenged by the fact that many young women today don’t remember the days of back alleys and coat hangers and therefore don’t fully appreciate what is at stake. These young women will be hard-pressed to find references in popular culture. “My biggest fear,” says Bergstein, “is women won’t know how hard it is until it’s too late.”
“Dirty Dancing” stands out as a brave film with a strong message. Brava to Eleanor Bergstein for writing this film. May other women follow her lead.
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Here’s the Hello Ladies guide to this summer’s most anticipated movies. From the previews, it is unlikely that many of them will pass the simple Bechdel Test. The Bechdel test has just three criteria. Does the movie:
